Second Amendment (earned on 2009-12-10 00:09:37)
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun.
"The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."
Boom (earned on 2009-12-09 21:54:31)
Blow up 50 explosive objects.
"Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"
Auto Dealer (earned on 2009-12-09 00:08:06)
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun.
"You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
Eat FIST! (earned on 2009-12-09 00:07:47)
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills.
"In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."
No Pain, No Gain (earned on 2009-12-08 23:55:31)
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you.
"That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."
Maxx Karnage (earned on 2009-12-08 23:47:39)
Collect 20 Hazard pickups.
"Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."
Russian Attack (earned on 2009-12-08 18:38:24)
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47.
"They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
Take 5. (earned on 2009-12-05 14:58:02)
Pause the game for the first time.
"Hey...come back here and play!"
It's HAZARD TIME! (earned on 2009-12-05 14:56:22)
Start your first game.
"Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"
WoW! (earned on 2009-11-05 15:33:26)
You feel a cold as you examine the sword and skeleton. A rustle of wind in the trees faintly echoes the name Arthas
Send a Mugshot or Smugshot (earned on 2011-02-17 16:25:55)
Awarded for sending a Mugshot or Smugshot to another player during an online game (requires a USB camera to be connected)
Fashion Sense (earned on 2009-11-27 18:50:36)
Choose a costume for your sackperson with at least one item on your head, at least one item on your body, and a material