Eat Lead
King of Hazard Land!
Earn all Trophies in the game.
"You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)"
Earned on 2009-08-05 18:14:37
Hazard Master
Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting.
"You've done this before, haven't you?"
Earned on 2009-08-05 13:48:28
Just a Flesh Wound
Complete a level without dying.
"Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."
Earned on 2009-08-05 14:55:48
Pseudo-Hazard
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting.
"Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"
Earned on 2009-08-05 13:48:22
Better Than One
Score two headshots with one bullet.
"Eat lead...both of you!"
Earned on 2009-08-03 00:26:45
Head of the Class
Score 100 headshots.
"Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."
Earned on 2009-03-14 12:52:22
Feeling Punchy
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat.
"Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."
Earned on 2009-03-14 12:12:05
…Where Credit is Due
Hidden
Earned on 2009-03-14 12:03:15
...Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits from beginning to end.
"Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"
Earned on 2009-03-14 12:03:15
Say \"No\" to Pots
Shoot 30 potted plants.\n\"Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!\"
Earned on 2009-08-05 14:04:12
Say "No" to Pots
Hidden
Earned on 2009-08-05 14:04:12
Hazard Avoider
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting.
"Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"
Earned on 2009-08-05 13:48:06
Maxx Karnage
Collect 20 Hazard pickups.
"Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."
Earned on 2009-08-04 23:24:25
Shield Master
Collect 20 Master Shield pickups.
"It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the trophy!"
Earned on 2009-08-04 23:00:44
Second Amendment
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun.
"The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."
Earned on 2009-08-03 22:46:06
Boom
Blow up 50 explosive objects.
"Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"
Earned on 2009-08-03 22:33:48
Auto Dealer
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun.
"You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
Earned on 2009-08-03 13:36:16
Eat FIST!
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills.
"In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."
Earned on 2009-08-03 13:33:30
Pull!
Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun.
"That was a blast!"
Earned on 2009-08-03 13:31:49
Fire Hazard
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers.
"Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."
Earned on 2009-08-03 02:06:09
Russian Attack
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47.
"They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
Earned on 2009-08-03 01:56:36
Peekaboo...I Shot You!
Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle.
"Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."
Earned on 2009-08-03 01:07:43
Blind Luck
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire.
"Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."
Earned on 2009-08-03 00:26:14
Uncovered
Destroy 20 destructible cover objects.
"I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"
Earned on 2009-08-03 00:07:17
No Pain, No Gain
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you.
"That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."
Earned on 2009-08-02 23:55:11
Plink
Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol.
"Frag you."
Earned on 2009-08-02 23:51:10
Migraine
Score 50 headshots.
"That's using your head!"
Earned on 2009-03-14 12:36:12
Headache
Score 20 headshots.
"A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."
Earned on 2009-03-14 12:27:06
Take 5.
Pause the game for the first time.
"Hey...come back here and play!"
Earned on 2009-03-14 12:10:50
Hands-On Approach
Defeat an enemy using melee combat.
"I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"
Earned on 2009-03-14 12:10:20
Straight-A Student
Complete all of the in-game tutorials.
"Like I had any choice..."
Earned on 2009-03-14 12:09:42
It's HAZARD TIME!
Start your first game.
"Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"
Earned on 2009-03-14 12:07:56
