Second Amendment (earned on 2009-12-20 16:11:30)
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun.
"The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."
Auto Dealer (earned on 2009-12-20 15:48:57)
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun.
"You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
Russian Attack (earned on 2009-12-20 14:35:39)
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47.
"They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
Say \"No\" to Pots (earned on 2009-12-20 13:40:43)
Shoot 30 potted plants.\n\"Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!\"
No Pain, No Gain (earned on 2009-11-22 20:32:05)
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you.
"That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."
It's HAZARD TIME! (earned on 2009-11-21 14:25:51)
Start your first game.
"Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"
WoW! (earned on 2009-05-29 17:45:24)
You feel a cold as you examine the sword and skeleton. A rustle of wind in the trees faintly echoes the name Arthas
Pick up dropped Gold (earned on 2010-02-02 20:08:09)
Awarded for successfully picking up the Gold once it has been dropped in an Online Cops and Robbers game.
Send a Mugshot or Smugshot (earned on 2010-01-29 17:18:20)
Awarded for sending a Mugshot or Smugshot to another player during an online game (requires a USB camera to be connected)
Fashion Sense (earned on 2009-05-18 20:00:45)
Choose a costume for your sackperson with at least one item on your head, at least one item on your body, and a material